Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s secret is out. They are planning to get married at their French chateau this September. While these two have always taken marriage lightly, the decision to make the commitment was for the sake of their children. Zahara is most excited about helping her mother pick out the perfect dress.

According to an unknown source, Angelina’s gown will be a custom made L’Wren Scott creation. Her assistant Holly Goline will be the maid of honor, and her brother James Haven will officiate the ceremony. Shiloh, Zahara, and Vivienne will walk down the aisle as flower girls. The rings are being designed by Robert Procop. As far as the guest list is concerned only close friends and family will be invited.

The main reason for the sudden change of heart was due to a request from the couple’s six children. In the Jolie-Pitt household marriage isn’t a big deal, however the children would love to see it happen.

A source stated:  “They want to hold it at the chapel at Miraval, and they’re already making up the list of people to invite. Out of all of their homes, it’s the perfect place for their family and closest friends to come together for a celebration.”

There seem to be some problems in the Jolie-Pitt household. Sources have said that Brad recently tried to hire a Jennifer Aniston look-alike as a nanny for their children. When Angelina found out (the day after Mother’s Day) the two had a falling out. Another applicant was denied by Angelina for obvious reasons. While she had a degree in child development and spoke three languages, she was also 24 years old and had a knockout body which proved to be a threat to the mother of six. Many think that this particular incident proves that Brad never got over Jennifer. Whether or not Jennifer knew about the nanny is unknown, however I’m sure she knows now.

Unknown sources spoke on Angelina’s behalf stating: “She is livid; she feels lied to and deceived.”

Wannabe actress Megan Fox claims that she resembles actor Steve Buscemi. She posted a baby picture of herself on her facebook page and wrote “I look like Steve Buscemi.” Not sure if that’s a compliment or an insult to Buscemi. While she seems to be the only one seeing such a resemblance others think she looks like Angelina Jolie.

Megan spoke of Angelina to reporters stating: “She always seems otherworldly in her power and her confidence. I’m sure she has no idea who I am. But if I were her, I’d be like, ‘Who the f— is this little bulls— brat who was in Transformers that’s going to be the next me?’ I don’t want to meet her. I’d be embarrassed.”

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were recently outed by their former nanny. She claims that Jolie is the disciplinarian on certain things yet very liberal in other ways. According to the source, Maddox drinks wine and watches R rated movies with his brothers and sisters. All of the children eat what they want when they want to and even swear at each other. I’m pretty sure we all saw this coming because there’s no way Jolie is the picture perfect mother she appears to be in public. It’s nearly impossible to balance work, traveling, and children without making a few mistakes. I wonder what Brad thinks about his kids upbringing.

The former nanny told reporters: “No matter what, the kids get their way.”

It’s official Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are done. Brad was quoted saying: “I can’t take Angie’s volatile temper anymore.” He even went as far as to meet up with his ex-wife Jennifer Aniston for advice. The two are now caught up in a nasty custody battle for their six children. Their relationship even got so bad that at one point Angelina considered moving to Washington, but later changed her mind. She is currently seeking a restraining order against Brad until the matter is resolved.

Angelina’s limo driver said: “They’ve both moved on. No matter what stunt they pull to try to cover it up I know for a fact they’re not really together. Angie’s obsessed with rare stuff and she often journeys to pawn shops to find it. Her attitude is temperamental. She has seemed very stressed out recently.  The couple is rarely together.  I think they lead separate lives.”

So for all those who thought that Angelina Jolie disappeared from showbiz to become a mother, she’s back. She will be starring in the new Fox2000 television show “Gucci.”Angelina will play the role of ex-wife Patrizia Reggiano who was sentenced to 29 years in jail for hiring the hit man that later killed Maurizio Gucci (the late former head of Gucci) in 1995. Rather than dwelling only on the negative aspects of the Gucci family, this Fox television series will focus on the so-called “glamor days of the Gucci family dynasty.” This real life story will take place beginning in the 70′s and 80′s leading up to Maurizio’s tragic murder in the 90′s. Production is set to begin in 2010 while the studio still searches for a screenwriter to “pen” the Gucci family’s story.

The Producers of the show said: “We’re excited! It sounds like it’s shaping up to be an amazing film!”